Joke a day keeps boredom away !!!

U And I (Sardar contd...)

One day a dog was running behind a sardar...
But the SARDAR was laughing..

One man asked why u r so happy?
He said...
" Ah Ah Ah....Mere paas Airtel mobile hai...
But Still Hutch network is following me.."

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

-- Joey Adams

Sardar(d) Unlimited


Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't Take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You Appoint me
Interviewer : ....!!!!!!!